Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for a baby Jesus for my nativity scene.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. We’re currently out of baby Jesus.”
Customer: *to husband* “You hear that?! They’re all out of damn baby Jesuses!”
I never actually realised how retarded our world is, and that post is possibly one of the less stupid ones. And they're not just from America either. Italy, Spain, even our own beloved Britain... But I think I've learned enough about retardation from my Friends.. From Bob's hilarious dolphin impression to Heather's general clumsiness.. And not forgetting Devon's lack of Brain Cells. But hey, who doesn't wanna a good laugh everyday?