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Monday, 31 May 2010

The World Is Full Of Idiots.

There's this website I've been reading... It's called "notalwaysright.com" and Cashiers or Help Desk people post funny things that have happened to them... To show you how stupid they can be, I'll copy and paste one.

Me: “Hi, how can I help you today?”
Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for a baby Jesus for my nativity scene.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am. We’re currently out of baby Jesus.”
Customer: *to husband* “You hear that?! They’re all out of damn baby Jesuses!”

I never actually realised how retarded our world is, and that post is possibly one of the less stupid ones. And they're not just from America either. Italy, Spain, even our own beloved Britain... But I think I've learned enough about retardation from my Friends.. From Bob's hilarious dolphin impression to Heather's general clumsiness.. And not forgetting Devon's lack of Brain Cells. But hey, who doesn't wanna a good laugh everyday?
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  1. OHMYGOSH. Don't be silly! I have NO brain cells, not just a lack of. Get your facts right, you whore.

  2. Yo, Retard. "Lack of" means None.... Spastic...